Top 10 Reasons
Why I Love You
By
Nicholas Tirch
10. You invite my friends over a lot
My interpretation: Your friends have you over and I feel obligated to repay the favor. 9. You signed me up for all of my sports
My interpretation: I remind him of that every day so that Daddy doesn’t get ANY credit.
8. You cheer me up when I’m sad.
My interpretation: I tickle him so hard until he forgets what he was sad about
7. You take me to the store when I have money.
My interpretation: We shop at Walmart way too much
6. You make the best chicken patty sandwiches
My interpretation: Thanks Tyson
5. You love me even when I do something wrong.
My interpretation: You break-a my lamp I break-a ya face… and I won’t be smilin’.
4. You let me skip homework on Mondays.
My interpretation: I need a break after the weekend.
3. You buy us ice cream a lot.
My interpretation: My ice cream habit needs to STOP.
2. You don’t get mad when I do something wrong on my homework.
My interpretation: Uh… yes I do (I have no patience) and this was your way to guilt me in to being nice. Noted!
1. You love me with all your heart.
My interpretation: I most certainly do!
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